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l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

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Today I began teaching myself how to skateboard, something I’ve been wanting to do for a few years now. It was difficult at first, but I started to get the hang of it, and it was fun! 
I’m not so interested in doing tricks, I’d just like to be able to ride it around.

archenland:

Aurora Borealis by Morten Berg

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thedoctorisamonkey:

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cheycakes0-0:

this is somehow cute & funny & sexual. XD

… Where the fuck is the cunnilingus, yo?

That shit goes between “fingering” and “insertion”.

Don’t.

Get it.

Twisted.

Also, heteronormative as fuck!
and she looks like she’s making a fire in the handjob picture. Girls… they just don’t know what to do with a penis. 

Judging by the size of this gentleman’s endowment, he doesn’t know what to do with his penis either.

Clearly… he’s only moving “slowly.”
Fuck that noise. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Change up the tempo. 

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY INSERTION IS ITS OWN STEP.

and why is their only position missionary?! They clearly don’t know what they’re doing.

DAYNE, OH MY GOD WHEN DID WE EVEN HAVE THIS CONVERSATION?! Crying.

OMG! HAHAHA! I saw the picture and was like, I remember seeing this… and then I was reading the comments and thinking, “These people are SO right!”… and then, of course, I realized we’re incredible people. <3

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merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

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fuckspock:

Star Trek into Darkness cast.

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p1ants:

Carey Mulligan for Flaunt Magazine, May 2013

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givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

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June 16th was a Wednesday… turned 3 today!
Happy tumblr birthday to me!
3 fucking years… and I’ve done a lot.
I’ll be celebrating by getting high and going to a Pink Floyd Dark Side of The Moon laser light show.

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biitumen:

unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream:

strange clouds

Various cloud formations might be one of the most beautiful and romantic sights in nature, but these masses of liquid droplets is also a complex and scientifically interesting phenomena.

ahhh fuck

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